(cliccare per visualizzare)Ecco il wallpaper che mi dovrebbero obbligare a utilizzare..
( ..io mi tengo comunque quello di Homer Simpson.. pfui.. )
giovedì 29 gennaio 2009
"wanna be lawyer" Ska cambia una lampadina
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
Such number as may be deemed necessary to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the following agreement. Whereas the party of the first part, also known as 'the lawyers' and the party of the second part, also known as 'the light bulb' do hereby agree to a transaction wherein the party of the second part (light bulb) shall be removed from the current position as a result of failure to perform previously agreed upon duties, i.e. the lighting, elucidation, and otherwise illumination ofthe area ranging from the front (North) door, through the entryway, terminating at an area just through the primary living area, demarcated by the beginning of the carpet, any spillover illumination being at the option of the party of the second part (light bulb) and not required by the aforementioned agreement between the parties. The aforementioned removal transaction shall include, but not be limited to, the following steps:
1. The party of the first part (lawyer) shall, with or without elevation at his option, by means of a chair, step stool, ladder or any other means of elevation, grasp the party of the second part (light bulb) and rotate the party of the second part (light bulb) in a counter clockwise direction, said direction being non-negotiable. Said grasping and rotation of the party of the second part (light bulb) shall be undertaken by the party of the first part (lawyer) to maintain the structural integrity of the party of the second part (light bulb), notwithstanding the aformentioned failure of the party of the second part (light bulb) to perform the customary and agreed upon duties. The foregoing notwithstanding, however, both parties stipulate that structural failure of the party of the second part (light bulb) may be incidental to the aforementioned failure to perform and in such case the party of the first part (lawyer) shall be held blameless for such structural failure insofar as the non-negotiable directional codicil (counter-clockwise) is observed by the party of the first part (lawyer) throughout.
2. Upon reaching a point where the party of the second part (light bulb) becomes seperated from the party of the third part ('receptacle'), the party of the first part shall have the option of disposing of the party of the second part (light bulb) in a manner consistent with all applicable state, local, and federal statutes.
3. Once seperation and disposal have been achieved, the party of the first part (lawyer) shall have the option of beginning the installation of the party of the fourth part ('new light bulb'). This installation shall occur in a manner consistent with the reverse procedures described in step one of this self same document, being careful to note that the rotation should occur in a clockwise direction, said direction also being non-negotiable and only until the party of the fourth part (new light bulb) becomes snug in the party of the third part (receptacle) and in fact becomes the party of the second part (light bulb).
Note: The above described steps may be performed, at the option of the party of the first part (lawyer), by said party of the first part (lawyer), or by his or her heirs and assigns, or by any and all persons authorized by him or her to do som the objective being to produce a level of illumination in the immediate vicinity of the aforementioned front (North) door consistent with maximisation of ingress and revenue for the party of the fifth part, also known as 'The Firm'.
Such number as may be deemed necessary to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the following agreement. Whereas the party of the first part, also known as 'the lawyers' and the party of the second part, also known as 'the light bulb' do hereby agree to a transaction wherein the party of the second part (light bulb) shall be removed from the current position as a result of failure to perform previously agreed upon duties, i.e. the lighting, elucidation, and otherwise illumination ofthe area ranging from the front (North) door, through the entryway, terminating at an area just through the primary living area, demarcated by the beginning of the carpet, any spillover illumination being at the option of the party of the second part (light bulb) and not required by the aforementioned agreement between the parties. The aforementioned removal transaction shall include, but not be limited to, the following steps:
1. The party of the first part (lawyer) shall, with or without elevation at his option, by means of a chair, step stool, ladder or any other means of elevation, grasp the party of the second part (light bulb) and rotate the party of the second part (light bulb) in a counter clockwise direction, said direction being non-negotiable. Said grasping and rotation of the party of the second part (light bulb) shall be undertaken by the party of the first part (lawyer) to maintain the structural integrity of the party of the second part (light bulb), notwithstanding the aformentioned failure of the party of the second part (light bulb) to perform the customary and agreed upon duties. The foregoing notwithstanding, however, both parties stipulate that structural failure of the party of the second part (light bulb) may be incidental to the aforementioned failure to perform and in such case the party of the first part (lawyer) shall be held blameless for such structural failure insofar as the non-negotiable directional codicil (counter-clockwise) is observed by the party of the first part (lawyer) throughout.
2. Upon reaching a point where the party of the second part (light bulb) becomes seperated from the party of the third part ('receptacle'), the party of the first part shall have the option of disposing of the party of the second part (light bulb) in a manner consistent with all applicable state, local, and federal statutes.
3. Once seperation and disposal have been achieved, the party of the first part (lawyer) shall have the option of beginning the installation of the party of the fourth part ('new light bulb'). This installation shall occur in a manner consistent with the reverse procedures described in step one of this self same document, being careful to note that the rotation should occur in a clockwise direction, said direction also being non-negotiable and only until the party of the fourth part (new light bulb) becomes snug in the party of the third part (receptacle) and in fact becomes the party of the second part (light bulb).
Note: The above described steps may be performed, at the option of the party of the first part (lawyer), by said party of the first part (lawyer), or by his or her heirs and assigns, or by any and all persons authorized by him or her to do som the objective being to produce a level of illumination in the immediate vicinity of the aforementioned front (North) door consistent with maximisation of ingress and revenue for the party of the fifth part, also known as 'The Firm'.
martedì 27 gennaio 2009
THIs is.. TEXAAAAAAASSS!!!!
Non potevo NON postare questa immagine che unisce 2 delle passioni della famiglia Dario: Walker Texas Ranger (amato da Gino) e 300.. amato (ahaha..amato..spartani...gay!) dal mago..
Salve Gente!
Come vanno le cose? Qui tutto ok.. niente di nuovo! Lavoro solite cose (sono abbastanza annoiato infatti..), mi sono fatto l'australiana.. (l'influenza.. malpensanti..), e finalmente ho ripreso a fare snowboard.. che figata! Sto weekend sarò sulla neve 3gg.. Yeeeeee... prevedo sciate, ma soprattutto grigliate di Bambi.. BWAHAHA.. causa febbre ho perso qualche grammo.. quindi mi sento in obbligo di ri-ingrassare di almeno un'altro paio di Kg...
Attendo news!!!
Salve Gente!Come vanno le cose? Qui tutto ok.. niente di nuovo! Lavoro solite cose (sono abbastanza annoiato infatti..), mi sono fatto l'australiana.. (l'influenza.. malpensanti..), e finalmente ho ripreso a fare snowboard.. che figata! Sto weekend sarò sulla neve 3gg.. Yeeeeee... prevedo sciate, ma soprattutto grigliate di Bambi.. BWAHAHA.. causa febbre ho perso qualche grammo.. quindi mi sento in obbligo di ri-ingrassare di almeno un'altro paio di Kg...
Per quel che riguarda il Canada:
Ma quindi Gino il Procioninator tornerà nelle lande canadesi per sconfiggere il male?!? WOOOOWWWww.. attendo un post!!! Mago allora giubbe rosse o polizia? io dico giubbe rosse..Per quel che riguarda Parigi:
Porno-iso-Lola come va la conquista della Francia?!? Viaggi previsti? Allora vai in London?!? ficoooo... saluta Febio..Ma soprattutto, per quel che rigurda SAN SIRAN:
Ska domani sera ti fai un match a Jorkyball??? Io e te vs Diego e Berna.... supersfida.. daaaaaii...oppure un calcetto..Attendo news!!!
domenica 25 gennaio 2009
dal vangelo secondo Flanio: 101 Easy Ways to say no ...
I`d love to, but...
1 I have to floss my cat.
2 I`ve dedicated my life to linguini.
3 I want to spend more time with my blender.
4 the President said he might drop in.
5 the man on television told me to say tuned.
6 I`ve been scheduled for a karma transplant.
7 I`m staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture.
8 it`s my parakeet`s bowling night.
9 it wouldn`t be fair to the other Beautiful People.
10 I`m building a pig from a kit.
11 I did my own thing and now I`ve got to undo it.
12 I`m enrolled in aerobic scream therapy.
13 there`s a disturbance in the Force.
14 I`m doing door-to-door collecting for static cling.
15 I have to go to the post office to see if I`m still wanted.
16 I`m teaching my ferret to yodel.
17 I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
18 I`m going through cherry cheesecake withdrawl.
19 I`m planning to go downtown to try on gloves.
20 my crayons all melted together.
21 I`m trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.
22 I`m in training to be a household pest.
23 I`m getting my overalls overhauled.
24 my patent is pending.
25 I`m attending the opening of my garage door.
26 I`m sandblasting my oven.
27 I`m worried about my vertical hold.
28 I`m going down to the bakery to watch the buns rise.
29 I`m being deported.
30 the grunion are running.
31 I`ll be looking for a parking space.
32 my Millard Filmore Fan Club meets then.
33 the monsters haven`t turned blue yet, and I have to eat more dots.
34 I`m taking punk totem pole carving.
35 I have to fluff my shower cap.
36 I`m converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian.
37 I`ve come down with a really horrible case of something or other.
38 I made an appointment with a cuticle specialist.
39 my plot to take over the world is thickening.
40 I have to fulfill my potential.
41 I don`t want to leave my comfort zone.
42 it`s too close to the turn of the century.
43 I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary.
44 my subconscious says no.
45 I`m giving nuisance lessons at a convenience store.
46 I left my body in my other clothes.
47 the last time I went, I never came back.
48 I`ve got a Friends of Rutabaga meeting.
49 I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters.
50 none of my socks match.
51 I have to be on the next train to Bermuda.
52 I`m having all my plants neutered.
53 people are blaming me for the Spanish-American War.
54 I changed the lock on my door and now I can`t get out.
55 I`m making a home movie called "The Thing That Grew in My Refrigerator."
56 I`m attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer.
57 my yucca plant is feeling yucky.
58 I`m touring China with a wok band.
59 my chocolate-appreciation class meets that night.
60 I never go out on days that end in "Y."
61 my mother would never let me hear the end of it.
62 I`m running off to Yugoslavia with a foreign- exchange student named Basil Metabolism.
63 I just picked up a book called "Glue in Many Lands"
and I can`t put it down.
64 I`m too old/young for that stuff.
65 I have to wash/condition/perm/curl/tease/torment my hair.
66 I have too much guilt.
67 there are important world issues that need worrying about.
68 I have to draw "Cubby" for an art scholarship.
69 I`m uncomfortable when I`m alone or with others.
70 I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
71 I feel a song coming on.
72 I`m trying to be less popular.
73 my bathroom tiles need grouting.
74 I have to bleach my hare.
75 I`m waiting to see if I`m already a winner.
76 I`m writing a love letter to Richard Simmons.
77 you know how we psychos are.
78 my favorite commercial is on TV.
79 I have to study for a blood test.
80 I`m going to be old someday.
81 I`ve been traded to Cincinnati.
82 I`m observing National Apathy Week.
83 I have to rotate my crops.
84 my uncle escaped again.
85 I`m up to my elbows in waxy buildup.
86 I have to knit some dust bunnies for a charity bazaar.
87 I`m having my baby shoes bronzed.
88 I have to go to court for kitty littering.
89 I`m going to count the bristles in my toothbrush.
90 I have to thaw some karate chops for dinner.
91 having fun gives me prickly heat.
92 I`m going to the Missing Persons Bureau to see if anyone is looking for me.
93 I have to jog my memory.
94 my palm reader advised against it.
95 my Dress For Obscurity class meets then.
96 I have to stay home and see if I snore.
97 I prefer to remain an enigma.
98 I think you want the OTHER [your name] .
99 I have to sit up with a sick ant.
100 I`m trying to cut down.
101 ... well, maybe.
1 I have to floss my cat.
2 I`ve dedicated my life to linguini.
3 I want to spend more time with my blender.
4 the President said he might drop in.
5 the man on television told me to say tuned.
6 I`ve been scheduled for a karma transplant.
7 I`m staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture.
8 it`s my parakeet`s bowling night.
9 it wouldn`t be fair to the other Beautiful People.
10 I`m building a pig from a kit.
11 I did my own thing and now I`ve got to undo it.
12 I`m enrolled in aerobic scream therapy.
13 there`s a disturbance in the Force.
14 I`m doing door-to-door collecting for static cling.
15 I have to go to the post office to see if I`m still wanted.
16 I`m teaching my ferret to yodel.
17 I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
18 I`m going through cherry cheesecake withdrawl.
19 I`m planning to go downtown to try on gloves.
20 my crayons all melted together.
21 I`m trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.
22 I`m in training to be a household pest.
23 I`m getting my overalls overhauled.
24 my patent is pending.
25 I`m attending the opening of my garage door.
26 I`m sandblasting my oven.
27 I`m worried about my vertical hold.
28 I`m going down to the bakery to watch the buns rise.
29 I`m being deported.
30 the grunion are running.
31 I`ll be looking for a parking space.
32 my Millard Filmore Fan Club meets then.
33 the monsters haven`t turned blue yet, and I have to eat more dots.
34 I`m taking punk totem pole carving.
35 I have to fluff my shower cap.
36 I`m converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian.
37 I`ve come down with a really horrible case of something or other.
38 I made an appointment with a cuticle specialist.
39 my plot to take over the world is thickening.
40 I have to fulfill my potential.
41 I don`t want to leave my comfort zone.
42 it`s too close to the turn of the century.
43 I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary.
44 my subconscious says no.
45 I`m giving nuisance lessons at a convenience store.
46 I left my body in my other clothes.
47 the last time I went, I never came back.
48 I`ve got a Friends of Rutabaga meeting.
49 I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters.
50 none of my socks match.
51 I have to be on the next train to Bermuda.
52 I`m having all my plants neutered.
53 people are blaming me for the Spanish-American War.
54 I changed the lock on my door and now I can`t get out.
55 I`m making a home movie called "The Thing That Grew in My Refrigerator."
56 I`m attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer.
57 my yucca plant is feeling yucky.
58 I`m touring China with a wok band.
59 my chocolate-appreciation class meets that night.
60 I never go out on days that end in "Y."
61 my mother would never let me hear the end of it.
62 I`m running off to Yugoslavia with a foreign- exchange student named Basil Metabolism.
63 I just picked up a book called "Glue in Many Lands"
and I can`t put it down.
64 I`m too old/young for that stuff.
65 I have to wash/condition/perm/curl/tease/torment my hair.
66 I have too much guilt.
67 there are important world issues that need worrying about.
68 I have to draw "Cubby" for an art scholarship.
69 I`m uncomfortable when I`m alone or with others.
70 I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
71 I feel a song coming on.
72 I`m trying to be less popular.
73 my bathroom tiles need grouting.
74 I have to bleach my hare.
75 I`m waiting to see if I`m already a winner.
76 I`m writing a love letter to Richard Simmons.
77 you know how we psychos are.
78 my favorite commercial is on TV.
79 I have to study for a blood test.
80 I`m going to be old someday.
81 I`ve been traded to Cincinnati.
82 I`m observing National Apathy Week.
83 I have to rotate my crops.
84 my uncle escaped again.
85 I`m up to my elbows in waxy buildup.
86 I have to knit some dust bunnies for a charity bazaar.
87 I`m having my baby shoes bronzed.
88 I have to go to court for kitty littering.
89 I`m going to count the bristles in my toothbrush.
90 I have to thaw some karate chops for dinner.
91 having fun gives me prickly heat.
92 I`m going to the Missing Persons Bureau to see if anyone is looking for me.
93 I have to jog my memory.
94 my palm reader advised against it.
95 my Dress For Obscurity class meets then.
96 I have to stay home and see if I snore.
97 I prefer to remain an enigma.
98 I think you want the OTHER [your name] .
99 I have to sit up with a sick ant.
100 I`m trying to cut down.
101 ... well, maybe.
venerdì 23 gennaio 2009
mercoledì 21 gennaio 2009
sabato 17 gennaio 2009
venerdì 16 gennaio 2009
mercoledì 14 gennaio 2009
martedì 13 gennaio 2009
lunedì 12 gennaio 2009
Image of the week..
Salve Gente!
Tutto bene? Sebbene si potrebbe parlare di un sacco di altre cose... posto solo questa immagine (che è stupenda...)
Tutto bene? Sebbene si potrebbe parlare di un sacco di altre cose... posto solo questa immagine (che è stupenda...)
giovedì 8 gennaio 2009
Il Prete + fico della storia..
... Grandioso.. avessi un prete così credo sarei a messa + spesso!!!!
mercoledì 7 gennaio 2009
Che palle!!!!
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Vivo per questo sito e voi che fate?
Lola sgranocchia ranocchie sulle gradinate di Notre Damme,Ska sputa giurisprudenze in faccia ad un attonito Bezio e Flazio...Beh Flazio e' troppo pigro anche per fare cose pigre!Eccovi una punizione divina.Alla quale aggiungo il sondaggio del 2009.
Quale delle seguenti inavvicinabili belleze vorreste trovare sotto le lenzuola durante il vostro erotico 2009?
Vivo per questo sito e voi che fate?
Lola sgranocchia ranocchie sulle gradinate di Notre Damme,Ska sputa giurisprudenze in faccia ad un attonito Bezio e Flazio...Beh Flazio e' troppo pigro anche per fare cose pigre!Eccovi una punizione divina.Alla quale aggiungo il sondaggio del 2009.
Quale delle seguenti inavvicinabili belleze vorreste trovare sotto le lenzuola durante il vostro erotico 2009?
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